What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Pulp fiction.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
How did the mermaid call her friends?