Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
They can tell the best carrot.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?