What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses.
What do cows like to dance to?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?