How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How do bees get to school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?