What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
When do astronauts eat?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?