What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?