What is a tire's stance on economics?
They're pro-inflation.
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?