How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?