What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What animal has the most fun?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?