What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?