What does Santa order at the bar?
A gin-gerbread and tonic.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?