How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
You're skating on thin ice!
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Which dogs love to study science?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?