What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What vegetables make the best music?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?