How does a taco bless the table?
"Lettuce pray."
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?