Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Bats have rabies.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?