How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are ghosts always single?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?