Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How did the vampire start his letter?