Why are ghosts always single?
Because you're married until death do us part.
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?