What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Lemon maid.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?