How much does freedom weigh?
A Washing-ton!
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?