I broke my finger!
I broke my finger last week! On the other hand, I'm okay!
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What sport is always getting in trouble?