What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?