What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?