What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?