What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Good tidings.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?