What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
When do astronauts eat?