Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do fish do at parades?
Why was the musician arrested?