What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?