What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs.
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Where do religious school children practice sports?