Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Because it tickles their ivories.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?