Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do pigs do over the summer?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?