Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
They love to make mountains out of molehills.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
When do mice play every day?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?