If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What vegetables make the best music?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?