What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?