What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?