What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How is cat food sold?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?