My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
That's when I realized he was the favorite twin.
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?