Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?