What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?