What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?