Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the difference between people and chickens?