Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Who is a house's favorite band?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?