What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
A paddlefish.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why are the mountains so tired?