Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What style of music weighs the most?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?