Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I bought two.
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why was the math book sad?