What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do jokesters study in college?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?