Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?