What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which cats have the best manners?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?