Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?