Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
They had no chemistry.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?