Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?