Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is winter considered holy?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which founding father loves to sing?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?