What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?